[Tha Man]

I’m Rich………Biatch!!
By Swizzle (Sept. 5. 05)

(Author’s note: This poem was inspired by the movie ‘Coming To America’)

I’m so Rich………..that I live in a small hotel sized house plus I got five penthouse apartments in New Kgn alone.

I’m so Rich……….that I have two hot ‘personal’ female assistants that do any & everything that I want…. including bathing me, holding my schlong while I pee and get me dressed…they massage my feet for hours & hours every day…their dress code…. tank top & thongs.

I’m so rich…that I roll around in a Toyota prius…the only electric car in this country. Gas is too expensive now a days.

I’m so rich………that I can buy a 15 feet bed similar to that of Shaq, while my two ‘personal’ assistants and I sleep on it together.

I’m so rich…that I own the ONLY Ferrari Enzo in Jamdown, I only drive it on Sundays on I-95 & the Dyke Rd…sometimes…I push it to 200 MPH while on the toll road.

I’m so rich…that I just give away money…. while reading the newspapers, I see people with medical problems appealing for help so I just drop some $$ in the bank accounts.

I’m so rich...that I only date models…not those ‘models’ you see in the dancehall videos, I mean REAL models, like the ones from Saint intl. or Pulse…I even date beauty queens.

I’m so rich…that I party every night at the Quad where it’s a $400 cover charge on a regular night.

I’m so rich… That I have a tall, attractive, brown skin, multi-task Executive Assistant, she’s my driver, my bodyguard, my stylist, my car washer, her dress code…tight blouse & extra micro mini denim or cotton skirts.

I’m so rich…that I can afford a hot, young, brown skin housekeeper to clean my massive house, her dress code… A very very tight maid uniform, with very short skirt & thong.

I’m so rich… that traffic cops keep on harassing me anytime I drive my Cadillac Escalade on the road.

I’m so rich…that I can hire my sister & mother to be my chefs cuz I don’t trust NOBODY to cook my food…yu eva hear of women putting things in man food fi trap dem e.g. STEW PEAS???

THE END © SWIZZLE Sept. 5 2k5

[JackieBello]

Mr Swizzle its been a while since i last seen u post..maybe u took a leave of absence and i wasnt aware..glad to see ur back

[BasHment GYal]

was this post suppose 2 b funny? cause it wasn't

[starapple]

its long