Dancehallareaz.com Entertainment - Passa Passa http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum Anything goes, Fitness,Fashion, Cooking, Laugh Til You Drop and much more en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:28:05 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/./images/styles/dhaz2007/misc/rss.jpg Dancehallareaz.com Entertainment - Passa Passa http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum No Category Same old same old http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39815-same-old-same-old.html Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:29:15 GMT Gosh HII everyone. I came on here and this site is well an empty. Where are all the heavy... Gosh
HII everyone.

I came on here and this site is well an empty. Where are all the heavy posters (or did that dhaz rehab thing really work?).

By the way some thinggs are the same but I feel like i could get lost in some of these links so i hesitate to enter. Annd that chat thingy, i dont think no one sees what i write till ten minutes pass (no complaints to MizzK- which by the way i missed:yes:)

Ohh i also missed these emoticons (are they stilled called that?):blah::blah::blah:

Anyways whos the new spokesperson aka gossip diva. I need an update on names ASAP ]]> Passa Passa Pu$$onHeels http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39815-same-old-same-old.html No Category What do you do in public that is considered... disgusting by some? http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39736-what-do-you-do-public-considered-disgusting-some.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:57:21 GMT just wanna see if anyone does what i do. when walking down the street and i feel no one is... just wanna see if anyone does what i do.

when walking down the street and i feel no one is around...



I rip one.


Oh yeah.. ]]> Passa Passa Spiderj86 http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39736-what-do-you-do-public-considered-disgusting-some.html No Category D.H.A.Z Beauty Of November 2k9 http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39711-d-h-z-beauty-november-2k9.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:33:52 GMT She was born in Haiti. She reached out to me and as the November beauty I decided to feature her. ... She was born in Haiti. She reached out to me and as the November beauty I decided to feature her.

You can view more pics but be careful she has a couple nude pictures : Fibi Love : Your Favorite Girl she started as a model and now she has no problem getting naked.

Why her? Because she first got into criminal justice, didn't like it and completed her major in graphic design and business.

A lot thinks, models have no brains. Well this one does.
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]]> Passa Passa Mz K http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39711-d-h-z-beauty-november-2k9.html No Category An All Purpose Cubicule http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39653-all-purpose-cubicule.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:12:08 GMT ---Quote--- The Revolution has a uniform depth of 70 inches, and comes in four lengths: 35 inches;...
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The Revolution has a uniform depth of 70 inches, and comes in four lengths: 35 inches; 47 inches; 60 inches; and 78 inches. It's actually billed as a shower cubicle with sauna and steam bath incorporated in it. And Eighties-style neon lighting. And a telly. And a couple of beautiful people.

Via dvice.com

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]]> Passa Passa Mz K http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39653-all-purpose-cubicule.html Laugh Til You Drop Magic Sandals http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39640-magic-sandals.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:46:18 GMT Image: http://www.jokesy.com/images/magic-sandals.JPG A married couple were on holiday in...

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!' ]]> Passa Passa GhostStar http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39640-magic-sandals.html Laugh Til You Drop Dont Mess With Old People http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39639-dont-mess-old-people.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:42:31 GMT Image: http://www.jokesy.com/images/ato-old-gambler-audit.JPG The ATO decides to audit Grandpa,...

The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO office.

The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the ATO finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

]]> Passa Passa GhostStar http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39639-dont-mess-old-people.html Laugh Til You Drop Love Dress http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39614-love-dress.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:52:12 GMT A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?' ]]> Passa Passa GhostStar http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39614-love-dress.html Laugh Til You Drop Carnation Milk 65 Years Ago .... http://www.dancehallareaz.com/forum/passa-passa/39611-carnation-milk-65-years-ago.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:44:14 GMT A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old... A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.

A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, We are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'

Read her entry below.

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