Laugh Til You Drop Neva lie to ur child

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Big boy went to school and heard other students using 'raas'; not knowing what it means he went home and said to his mother, "mama wat raas mean?"

His mother replied "is di ting whey yuh fada heng im hat pan."

The next day Big boy heard the word 'fuckin' being used. He went home and asked his father this time what it means. His father replied, "Dat a jus when u a put on clothes fi go somewhere."

Big Boy heard yet another word, 'bumbo', so he went home and asked his parents what it means and was told that 'bumbo' is a walking stick.

It was now Sunday and pastor stopped by to give Big Boy and his parents a lift to church. When pastor saw that only Big Boy was ready to go he asked, "Where are your parents boy?"

Big Boy replied, "Them upstairs fuckin so come een an put yuh hat pan dah raas deh an lean up yuh bumbo right deh suh!"

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lol funny

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haha poor child

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....da pastor mouth musta dropped

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aww poor kid

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good one

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HAHAHAH hilarious

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cute

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U LIVE WAT U LEARN

Shotta	post #1 03-29-2007, 11:21 AM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Street Cred : 1 Posts: 139 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	Neva lie to ur child Big boy went to school and heard other students using 'raas'; not knowing what it means he went home and said to his mother, "mama wat raas mean?" His mother replied "is di ting whey yuh fada heng im hat pan." The next day Big boy heard the word 'fuckin' being used. He went home and asked his father this time what it means. His father replied, "Dat a jus when u a put on clothes fi go somewhere." Big Boy heard yet another word, 'bumbo', so he went home and asked his parents what it means and was told that 'bumbo' is a walking stick. It was now Sunday and pastor stopped by to give Big Boy and his parents a lift to church. When pastor saw that only Big Boy was ready to go he asked, "Where are your parents boy?" Big Boy replied, "Them upstairs fuckin so come een an put yuh hat pan dah raas deh an lean up yuh bumbo right deh suh!"

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