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kandie · kandie

Genie

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate.

She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the freaking map again."

Mz.Anonymous · Mz.Anonymous

heard it b4 but still funny

agenteddie · agenteddie

i ddint exist at that time so that why they took the map

StrawBerry · StrawBerry

so weh di genie waan sey.....nuh man like that nuh out deh?

i like this joke.

starapple · starapple

that genie is rude

Mz. Bahamas · Mz. Bahamas

Genie say das IMPOSSIBLE

kandie	post #1 03-29-2007, 07:36 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: »-(¯`v´¯)-» Posts: 1,641 Dhaz Dollarz: 500.25	°o.O GENIE O.o° Genie A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the freaking map again."

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Mz.Anonymous	post #2 03-29-2007, 07:39 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bk Posts: 6,245 Dhaz Dollarz: 116,853.00 Gifts: 8	heard it b4 but still funny

agenteddie	post #3 03-29-2007, 07:43 PM
Dhaz Star Join Date: May 2006 Location: 3rd Music Lane, 11th Love street Posts: 15,382 Dhaz Dollarz: 1,765,887.80 Gifts: 8	i ddint exist at that time so that why they took the map

StrawBerry	post #4 03-29-2007, 07:44 PM
Dhaz Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: London Town Posts: 18,966 Dhaz Dollarz: 30,982,929.60 Gifts: 45	so weh di genie waan sey.....nuh man like that nuh out deh? i like this joke.

starapple	post #5 03-29-2007, 07:45 PM
Dhaz Empress Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Queens Posts: 9,137 Dhaz Dollarz: 472.25 Gifts: 2	that genie is rude

Mz. Bahamas	post #6 03-29-2007, 07:46 PM
Dhaz BattleDome HypeGirl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Georgia Posts: 14,090 Dhaz Dollarz: 124,365,696.25 Gifts: 31	Genie say das IMPOSSIBLE