Laugh Til You Drop The Husband Store lol

♥Monte · ♥Monte

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any ma n from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

MrCee · MrCee

Ha Ha

killa · killa

That was a good one

and it's tru for both men and woman how we're never pleased with anything we get
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Mr. Marcus ™ · Mr. Marcus ™

if there was ever a wife store, they would be sold out everyday. Men arnt as picky as you women:

Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD!

starapple · starapple

lol funny. i wonder if i would stop myself

MrCee · MrCee

Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™

Men arnt as picky as you women:

Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD!

killa · killa

Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™

if there was ever a wife store, they would be sold out everyday. Men arnt as picky as you women:

Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD!

Amen to that brother, cook a good meal and looks pretty and has a nice shape is not too much to ask

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tranardo · tranardo

hilarioust

NJYardy · NJYardy

LOL!!!!

- good one

♥Monte	post #1 07-14-2009, 11:01 PM
Caramel Flava ChiC Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: check yah mirror Posts: 36,007 Dhaz Dollarz: 48,594,546.67 Gifts: 49	The Husband Store lol A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any ma n from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! "Who the heck are you?"

MrCee	post #6 07-21-2009, 09:01 PM
Dhaz Supreme Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ny Posts: 7,882 Dhaz Dollarz: 15,978,809.00 Gifts: 49	Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™ Men arnt as picky as you women: Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD!

killa	post #7 07-22-2009, 12:24 AM
Co-administrator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 21,377 Dhaz Dollarz: 1,495,988,728,604.44 Gifts: 29	Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™ if there was ever a wife store, they would be sold out everyday. Men arnt as picky as you women: Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD! Amen to that brother, cook a good meal and looks pretty and has a nice shape is not too much to ask ____________________ Wirelessly Posted (HTC_Dream Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 1.5; en-ca; Build/CUPCAKE) AppleWebKit/528.5+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.2 Mobile Safari/525.20.1)

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MrCee	post #2 07-15-2009, 12:24 AM
Dhaz Supreme Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ny Posts: 7,882 Dhaz Dollarz: 15,978,809.00 Gifts: 49	Ha Ha

killa	post #3 07-21-2009, 11:03 AM
Co-administrator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 21,377 Dhaz Dollarz: 1,495,988,728,604.44 Gifts: 29	That was a good one and it's tru for both men and woman how we're never pleased with anything we get ____________________ Wirelessly Posted (HTC_Dream Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 1.5; en-ca; Build/CUPCAKE) AppleWebKit/528.5+ (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.2 Mobile Safari/525.20.1)

Mr. Marcus ™	post #4 07-21-2009, 01:37 PM
Mr. Marcus ™ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: ¤Ç®ØöK£yÑ¤ Posts: 6,939 Dhaz Dollarz: 944,959.43 Gifts: 18	if there was ever a wife store, they would be sold out everyday. Men arnt as picky as you women: Decent shape & size, can cook, doesn't talk too much ... SOLD!

starapple	post #5 07-21-2009, 03:20 PM
Dhaz Empress Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Queens Posts: 9,137 Dhaz Dollarz: 472.25 Gifts: 2	lol funny. i wonder if i would stop myself

tranardo	post #8 08-24-2009, 09:40 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: jamaica Posts: 14 Dhaz Dollarz: 500.00	hilarioust

NJYardy	post #9 08-25-2009, 08:31 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 464 Dhaz Dollarz: 387.00 Gifts: 6	LOL!!!! - good one