Laugh Til You Drop My Trini Maid

NJYardy · NJYardy

An oldie but a goodie!!!

The Trini maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'

Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'

The first one........mi iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??'

Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener '

Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'

Beefalicious · Beefalicious

good one!!!

Tisha701 · Tisha701

Lol I liked that one

Shana B · Shana B

Wow

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NJYardy	post #1 08-25-2009, 08:35 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 464 Dhaz Dollarz: 387.00 Gifts: 6	My Trini Maid *An oldie but a goodie!!!* The Trini maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one........mi iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener ' Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'

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Beefalicious	post #2 08-28-2009, 12:36 AM
Dhaz Star Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lasalle,Qc Posts: 15,209 Dhaz Dollarz: 2,339,511.67 Gifts: 13	good one!!!

Tisha701	post #3 08-28-2009, 01:17 AM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The World is my Classroom Posts: 3,714 Dhaz Dollarz: 477,862.25 Gifts: 11	Lol I liked that one

Shana B	post #4 08-28-2009, 10:32 AM
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