A man and his ears.

[Mz K]

A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt.

Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir?

Patient: Yuh si Docta, Mi did a rush fi go a wuk, so mid did a hurry fi press mi shirt. When mi a press it, one eediot call mi pan mi cellphone, an instead a answer di phone, mi pick up de iron and answa it.

Doctor: Ok Sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt, but I still cannot understand how you got both ears burnt.

Patient: Di damn fool nuh go call mi back !!

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