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kandie · kandie

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their
arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He
asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before.

However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point,
they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the
pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch. ☺

Sol-Jie · Sol-Jie

Mz.Anonymous · Mz.Anonymous

haha

ReaLMcCoy · ReaLMcCoy

mailman always in some shit

StrawBerry · StrawBerry

wat a cheating wife.

Jamaicangal1 · Jamaicangal1

agenteddie · agenteddie

the mailman always delivering something except mail

kious Legend · kious Legend

lol das cold extra drop off lol

killa · killa

that's crazy

starapple · starapple

lol funny

Mz. Bahamas · Mz. Bahamas

Originally Posted by ReaLMcCoy

mailman always in some shit

Originally Posted by agenteddie

the mailman always delivering something except mail

I agree wit you guys...

...
all da whole dis was funny..

nickelodoen621 · nickelodoen621

Damn..

kandie	post #1 04-04-2007, 08:38 AM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: »-(¯`v´¯)-» Street Cred : Posts: 1,641 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	funny shit A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the porch. ☺

Mz. Bahamas	post #11 04-05-2007, 02:23 PM
Dhaz BattleDome HypeGirl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Georgia Street Cred : 3 Posts: 14,166 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 31	Originally Posted by ReaLMcCoy mailman always in some shit Originally Posted by agenteddie the mailman always delivering something except mail I agree wit you guys... ... all da whole dis was funny..

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Sol-Jie	post #2 04-04-2007, 09:30 AM
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