Laugh Til You Drop Jah! Rastafari

NJYardy · NJYardy

A historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this:

Historian: It is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum.

Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high, JAH RASTAFARI!!! I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen.

Historian: It is said that the other 2% are batty men.

Rastafarian: Ras Claat, Squeeze mi back inna di 98%.

kious Legend · kious Legend

lol wow

GhostStar · GhostStar

heard this already but it never gets old

Beefalicious · Beefalicious

tranardo · tranardo

Heard this before still funny

Sammie · Sammie

heard this b4 but it's still hilarious

NJYardy	post #1 06-30-2009, 08:43 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NJ Street Cred : 1 Posts: 466 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 6	Jah! Rastafari A historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this: Historian: It is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum. Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high, JAH RASTAFARI!!! I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen. Historian: It is said that the other 2% are batty men. Rastafarian: Ras Claat, Squeeze mi back inna di 98%.

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kious Legend	post #2 06-30-2009, 09:42 PM
Muzik Clown Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nassau Street Cred : 1 Posts: 2,279 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 7	lol wow

GhostStar	post #3 06-30-2009, 09:59 PM
Part Time Dhaz Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: ANU Street Cred : 4 Posts: 2,028 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 20	heard this already but it never gets old

Beefalicious	post #4 06-30-2009, 11:06 PM
Dhaz Star Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lasalle,Qc Street Cred : 7 Posts: 15,239 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 13

tranardo	post #5 07-08-2009, 12:08 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: jamaica Street Cred : 1 Posts: 14 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	Heard this before still funny

Sammie	post #6 07-08-2009, 12:18 PM
Dhaz Member In Training Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Arizona Street Cred : 1 Posts: 2 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	heard this b4 but it's still hilarious