[BlueSerenity]

was checking out a site and saw some funny song lyrics altho they labeled them ridiculous...lol...but sometimes some of these song really makes you wonder...i know many of us have had times when you were listening to a song and they said something that made absolutely no sense or something that sounded like it was written by a toddler because the just added anything just for the rhyme...and you think to yourself...what the hell did he /she just say...lol....even some of the better know artists seem to just run out of lyrics sometimes..lol...anyway, thats what this thread is about...post some of the weird/strange/funny lyrics..

[Mr. Marcus ™]

Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey,
Look like King Kong, welcome to the crib,
305 that's what it is,
With a woman down ya shiit don't play games,
They up the chain, and they let her do everythang and anythang, hit tha thang
And they love it gettin' it in, gettin' on, All night long, Dale.

.... Pitbull - I know you want me (Calle Ocho)

[BlueSerenity]

A millionaire, I'm a young money millionaire
Tougher than Nigerian hair
My criteria compared to your career this isn't fair
I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed

lil wayne--milli

[Jamaicangal1]

Originally Posted by BlueSerenity

A millionaire, I'm a young money millionaire
Tougher than Nigerian hair
My criteria compared to your career this isn't fair
I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed

lil wayne--milli

at least his makes some form of sense

[BlueSerenity]

Originally Posted by Jamaicangal1

at least his makes some form of sense

really..veneral desease like menstrual bleed...ive heard it called a lot of things but i dont think it was ever classified as a VD..

[Jamaicangal1]

Originally Posted by BlueSerenity

really..veneral desease like menstrual bleed...ive heard it called a lot of things but i dont think it was ever classified as a VD..

HEY i did say SOME. lol he bleeds like the menstrual cycle...maybe hez tlkin bout his money

[Mr. Marcus ™]

no miss blue and other ... you dont seem to get it ...

let me break it down for the NON HipHop heads......



I'm a young money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
(thats some hard hair)

My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair,
(he is saying he is better than anyone else)

I'm a venereal disease,
(thats pretty bad)

like a menstrual I bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
(associating bleeding with the ink used to write with ... basically saying he puts his all, his soul, blood and sweat into what he is working on ... he IS his music. Basically it is a run on sentence ... pay close attention to it and you will understand .. he is also pointing out again that he does not write anything down with the "tablet in my mind" part)

Cuz I don't write shit cuz I aint got time,
(he said he mostly doesnt write anything down ... most of his songs are freestyles that he came up with off the top of his head while in the studio)

Cuz my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar,
And the almighty power of dat chit cha cha chopper,
(he is all about making money ... even through violence ... like using a chopper to gain money ... Chopper = Machine Gun ... just like Street Sweeper = Shotgun)




...... shizzle

[ImoneX]

I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
if you be a nympho, I be a nympho

50 Cent - Candy Shop

[Mr. Marcus ™]

a nympho is a person that is addicted to sex.

Whats strange/weird about that ?

[ImoneX]

I like that boom boom pow
them chickens jackin' my style
they try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so 2008
you're so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
that future boom boom boom

Fergie's verse in Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas

[ImoneX]

Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™

a nympho is a person that is addicted to sex.

Whats strange/weird about that ?

yeah I know, it's just a stupid rhyme

[Mr. Marcus ™]

ok Funny lyrics ....


Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinned been rappin' harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!

Ludacris - #1 Spot

[BlueSerenity]

Originally Posted by Mr. Marcus ™

no miss blue and other ... you dont seem to get it ...

let me break it down for the NON HipHop heads......



I'm a young money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
(thats some hard hair)

My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair,
(he is saying he is better than anyone else)

I'm a venereal disease,
(thats pretty bad)

like a menstrual I bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
(associating bleeding with the ink used to write with ... basically saying he puts his all, his soul, blood and sweat into what he is working on ... he IS his music. Basically it is a run on sentence ... pay close attention to it and you will understand .. he is also pointing out again that he does not write anything down with the "tablet in my mind" part)

Cuz I don't write shit cuz I aint got time,
(he said he mostly doesnt write anything down ... most of his songs are freestyles that he came up with off the top of his head while in the studio)

Cuz my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar,
And the almighty power of dat chit cha cha chopper,
(he is all about making money ... even through violence ... like using a chopper to gain money ... Chopper = Machine Gun ... just like Street Sweeper = Shotgun)




...... shizzle

lol thank you for the translation luv...honestly, no joking around or sarcasm...i appreciate and enjoyed the read...but i failed to mention that its really about the quality of the lyrics…not necessarily the translation…and that is precisely the reason why I took off my umm “hip-hop” hat not really head…lol.. some time back…when it was obvious that garbage was going to be the new standard, the new rule as opposed to the exception…and im not saying all of his lyrics are like that...but in general terms there seem to be some kind of "lyrical brain drain" within the art form..its like many of these artist are lazy they know they can throw any trash on the market and ppl will still eat up so there is no incentive, no time or effort put into coming up with quality lyrics...like an "as long as it kinda rhymes" mentality.. so many times they come off sounding the way 8 yr olds boys do when they always trying to force rhymes with the word fart or how they can always work the word fart into a convo…one of my friends little cousin’s latest creation is “roses are red, violets are blue…touch me again and ill fart on you”…..the way the industry is going he might just be the next big thing…..

[BlueSerenity]

ok...one line that i would classify as funny simply because the words were spoken by kanye.......

"It’s crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow…To everybody on your dick, no homo…"...
kanye west--Run this town..