Laugh Til You Drop if air jamaica was hijacked

Tropical_Hunny · 01-29-2004 , 06:56 AM

IF AIR JAMAICA WAS HIJACKED BY TERRORISTS

Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or Ill blow up this
plane to pieces

Jamaican: Hey Batty Bway, siddung an mine a buss yuh rahtid head! A wi
yaad wi a go an yuh a come blurtnaught talk bout hijack!

Hijacker: I am serious ..dont try anything funny Jamaican boy

Jamaican:Mi blood fyah, unu hear di likle maama man a call big man bway ..

Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an feisty! Lick im fi
six my yout! 'Im renk an outah horda!

A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The captain hears the
rumble.. he exits from the cockpit.

Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu beating up di farrin
yout?

Jamaican: Big man, di bway noh come talk bout Hijack when im si seh people
a try reach Kingston before midnight....so wi haffi discipline it prappa.

Captain: Hijack?!!!

Jamaican: Yes big man, ..im claim seh im a come blow up di plane an rae
rae an a call big man bway afta mi tell im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone
love dance fi ketch 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress! A wah dweet?

Captain: **KUFF!!!!** Yow yu lickle pimple face coolie bway yuh tink yuh
can come on ya an tek ova MY plane. **KUFF** Siddung an quite yuself before
a sail yuh troo di exit door.

Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dah seat deh fi di res a di flight
mash up wan di rum bakkle ina im blastid head! Is why some a unu caan
behave unuself dowe eeh ..cho!

Crowd: **Applause**.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh too tan bad ..waan
come hijack wi plane afta wi serve yuh nice hat mout watering food.
Dam brite! Wait til wi lan a Kingston, de massive wi deal wid yu.
Yu gwine sorry yu board dis yah plane. We no rhamp yu kno !!

Hijacker: Are we there yet

that shyt is deep ... blaakwiz ur joke was funny to an extent but deres a line and dat joke slightly crossed it doe.... so i put up suttin funny but truthful.. cos jah kno if air jamaica was hijacked.. u wd here da terroist suing air jamaica crew and passengers for GBH ! lol :lol:

Mz K · Mz K

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ballanortz · ballanortz

Yow, da joke deh 'bout di hijacking TOUGH!
Nuff respect to whoever made it. It's little creativity like this that makes me proud to be Jamaican

keke · keke

mi nuh tink it all dat funny di first part alright but the rest was stressed too much bout di kuff an all a dat. nah mean....

gifted chick · gifted chick

lol

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gspyda · gspyda

yow dis should b on chapelles sho or summn, its really funny

Jamaicangal1 · Jamaicangal1

My mother was saying something like this: How if terriost did eva try fi hijacked one air jamaica plane how dem would have just give dem 2 lick dem would ah tan quite.

JackieBello · JackieBello

dat shit was funny..ifdem try hijack di plane by the time we cuss two blood clot dem chuck off thru di window cuz dem seh a vodoo we a work

Pu$$onHeels · Pu$$onHeels

he de$eve that kuff.. ah feel it

jmstr · jmstr

kuff im claat yes, yu nuh hear my man a try reach stone love fi 730.....woiii...

...that joke was good...

nickelodoen621 · nickelodoen621

..That was hailaroius!!!

agenteddie · agenteddie

murder. before them dash he out the plane, but then again he have to get licks and kuff part 2 when they land. ha ha ha

Beefalicious · Beefalicious

I seen a joke like that today they were like if the terrorists were to hijack air Jamaica all that would not happen cuz the plan was only met for planes that leave on time!

killa365 · killa365

lol that is funny

Beautiful · Beautiful

@ Beefy... you ain't right... and this joke is type funny son...and so true

01-29-2004 , 06:56 AM	#1
if air jamaica was hijacked IF AIR JAMAICA WAS HIJACKED BY TERRORISTS Hijacker: Everybody this is a hijack..no body moves or Ill blow up this plane to pieces Jamaican: Hey Batty Bway, siddung an mine a buss yuh rahtid head! A wi yaad wi a go an yuh a come blurtnaught talk bout hijack! Hijacker: I am serious ..dont try anything funny Jamaican boy Jamaican:Mi blood fyah, unu hear di likle maama man a call big man bway .. Crowd: Bax dung di bway bredren ..Im dam outta arda an feisty! Lick im fi six my yout! 'Im renk an outah horda! A fight ensues.. The flight attendants cheer on. The captain hears the rumble.. he exits from the cockpit. Captain: Hay Hey is what going on in here. Why unu beating up di farrin yout? Jamaican: Big man, di bway noh come talk bout Hijack when im si seh people a try reach Kingston before midnight....so wi haffi discipline it prappa. Captain: Hijack?!!! Jamaican: Yes big man, ..im claim seh im a come blow up di plane an rae rae an a call big man bway afta mi tell im fi siddung..Mi all hav a Stone love dance fi ketch 7:30 tinite an di bway a try hole up progress! A wah dweet? Captain: KUFF!!!! Yow yu lickle pimple face coolie bway yuh tink yuh can come on ya an tek ova MY plane. KUFF Siddung an quite yuself before a sail yuh troo di exit door. Flight Attendants .. if im get up outta dah seat deh fi di res a di flight mash up wan di rum bakkle ina im blastid head! Is why some a unu caan behave unuself dowe eeh ..cho! Crowd: Applause.. (Jeering) Serve yuh right! Yuh too tan bad ..waan come hijack wi plane afta wi serve yuh nice hat mout watering food. Dam brite! Wait til wi lan a Kingston, de massive wi deal wid yu. Yu gwine sorry yu board dis yah plane. We no rhamp yu kno !! Hijacker: Are we there yet that shyt is deep ... blaakwiz ur joke was funny to an extent but deres a line and dat joke slightly crossed it doe.... so i put up suttin funny but truthful.. cos jah kno if air jamaica was hijacked.. u wd here da terroist suing air jamaica crew and passengers for GBH ! lol :lol: __________________	About Poster By: Tropical_Hunny Join Date: Nov 2003 Networking Rating: Add To Favorite Share Views: 1855

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Mz K	post #2 01-30-2004, 08:13 PM
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ballanortz	post #3 01-31-2004, 09:55 AM
Guest Street Cred : Posts: n/a Dhaz Dollarz:	Yow, da joke deh 'bout di hijacking TOUGH! Nuff respect to whoever made it. It's little creativity like this that makes me proud to be Jamaican

keke	post #4 02-15-2004, 01:14 PM
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gspyda	post #6 10-28-2005, 10:33 PM
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Jamaicangal1	post #7 10-29-2005, 12:12 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bronx Street Cred : 1 Posts: 4,435 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 4	My mother was saying something like this: How if terriost did eva try fi hijacked one air jamaica plane how dem would have just give dem 2 lick dem would ah tan quite.

JackieBello	post #8 10-31-2005, 09:44 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Repping BeeMore To Da Fullest!! Street Cred : 1 Posts: 4,503 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	dat shit was funny..ifdem try hijack di plane by the time we cuss two blood clot dem chuck off thru di window cuz dem seh a vodoo we a work

Pu$$onHeels	post #9 10-31-2005, 09:49 PM
yuh nuh ready Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DHAZ, NI Street Cred : 1 Posts: 9,047 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 6	he de$eve that kuff.. ah feel it

jmstr	post #10 11-01-2005, 08:13 AM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Mi Yard Street Cred : 1 Posts: 1,558 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	kuff im claat yes, yu nuh hear my man a try reach stone love fi 730.....woiii... ...that joke was good...

nickelodoen621	post #11 08-21-2006, 03:51 PM
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agenteddie	post #12 08-21-2006, 09:13 PM
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Beefalicious	post #13 08-21-2006, 10:57 PM
Dhaz Star Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lasalle,Qc Street Cred : 7 Posts: 15,245 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 14	I seen a joke like that today they were like if the terrorists were to hijack air Jamaica all that would not happen cuz the plan was only met for planes that leave on time!

killa365	post #14 08-22-2006, 11:45 AM
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Beautiful	post #15 08-22-2006, 12:13 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Philly, but permanently in NY Street Cred : 2 Posts: 6,974 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 5	@ Beefy... you ain't right... and this joke is type funny son...and so true