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oh well i meant he could go by the hou$e and cheer her up... well im a per$on that$ really ea$y to cheer up coz i think being mad i$ a waste of time, so it dont apply to all
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Originally Posted by StarGirl
Ya'll are talking about female mix messages too much... Here's a mix message for you!

GUY: Oh baby, please let me come inside you, you feel so good, i don't wanna take it out!
Girl: But baby....
GUY: Oh c'mon don't worry about it, if u get pregnant i'll take care of you 100%

**********few weeks later*********
GIRL: I'm pregnant
GUY: YOU'RE WHAT?!! How did that happen?! I am not ready to have a kid right now!

GIRL IF I WAS CLOSE TO U I WOULD HAVE GIVEN U A HIGH FUCKEN FIVE....GIRLLLLLLLLLL




i got this one the other day

Guy : Girl Im a nut all up inside you, i want me a Jamaican baby for so long and youre the right person to be the mother

Me: Im not ready for anymore kids right now

Guy:But why baby?? dont u wanna be with me

(After months of nutting, got a pregnancy scare)

Guy: Jackie i think u pregnant, im having the morning sickness...i aint ready for no kids right now..we not financial secure... we dont have enough money saved up..etcc

Me: :: :: :um: :bitch:
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yall ppl is killin me. and jackie cut the fucking shit
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Originally Posted by Pu$$onHeels
oh well i meant he could go by the hou$e and cheer her up... well im a per$on that$ really ea$y to cheer up coz i think being mad i$ a waste of time, so it dont apply to all
you and swo could be best friends he thinks staying mad and arguing is a waste of time 2
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its all very true
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Originally Posted by sweetfromja
you and swo could be best friends he thinks staying mad and arguing is a waste of time 2
how the hell do u know!!!
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Originally Posted by JackieBello
GIRL IF I WAS CLOSE TO U I WOULD HAVE GIVEN U A HIGH FUCKEN FIVE....GIRLLLLLLLLLL




i got this one the other day

Guy : Girl Im a nut all up inside you, i want me a Jamaican baby for so long and youre the right person to be the mother

Me: Im not ready for anymore kids right now

Guy:But why baby?? dont u wanna be with me

(After months of nutting, got a pregnancy scare)

Guy: Jackie i think u pregnant, im having the morning sickness...i aint ready for no kids right now..we not financial secure... we dont have enough money saved up..etcc

Me: :: :: :um: :bitch:

EXACTLY :2gunfire: :2gunfire: :woshotya: :woshotya: chainsaw chainsaw
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here's one I just recently heard...

guy: the way you push me away makes me think that this ain't gon work, I gotta think about this
girl: well I do like but HEY u gotta do what u gotta do
guy: what u not start actin like u want me?
I'm like wtf... do what the **** u gotta do ... what u want me to start crying?...
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HEY I GOT ONE
GUY:WHEN WE GONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
GYAL:I AINT READY 4 THAT MOVE YET
GUY:SO IF U DONT WANNA HAVE SEX WIT ME WHO DA HELL U FUCKIN
GYAL:I JUS DONT WANNA MAKE THAT MOVE YET
GUY:U MY GURL U POSE 2 HAVE SEX WIT ME
GYAL:I AINT POSE 2 DO SHYT BUT STAY BLACK N DIE


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lollllllllllllllll!!!dats mad funny is it tru?
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A THANK U A THANK U :BOWS:
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that$ true.. hey cheek$ what you doing with dem kinda bwoi anyways
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