Laugh Til You Drop Nun Joke

Mz K · Mz K

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic."

The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Dry!! Careful with ur lies ooh

Phats · Phats

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL: )

bigo718 · bigo718

Daaamn that shit is funny.

curtis giscombe · curtis giscombe

thats mest up

BasHment GYal · BasHment GYal

ouch... let that be a lesson to all u liars....
haha

jahmama · jahmama

DAMN THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!1:Eek: :

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:hehe:

gifted chick · gifted chick

lol :

: dats jus messd up

Mizz Ladii Lo · Mizz Ladii Lo

...yea he realli sinned

Pu$$onHeels · Pu$$onHeels

im surprised dhaz convent ladie$ no ban this yet

MyGoodies · MyGoodies

i didnt c it yet,but now i did.BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Mz Sharz · Mz Sharz

so if yuh ban it how come mi still see it... *looks for the delete thread button*

Mz K	post #1 04-01-2004, 10:02 PM
Dark Phoenix Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Can/usa Street Cred : 28 Posts: 40,871 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 42	Nun Joke A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic." The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Dry!! Careful with ur lies ooh Parting Ways Is All We Know Of Heaven And All We Need Of Hell

curtis giscombe	post #4 04-02-2004, 04:20 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: new york Street Cred : 1 Posts: 35 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	Re: Nun Joke thats mest up

jahmama	post #6 05-04-2004, 05:06 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: charlotte Street Cred : Posts: 119 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	Damn! DAMN THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!1:Eek: :: :: :: :hehe:

gifted chick	post #7 10-28-2005, 04:00 PM
Administrators Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: t dot Street Cred : 4 Posts: 21,620 Dhaz Dollarz: 300 Gifts: 47	lol :: dats jus messd up

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Phats	post #2 04-01-2004, 11:01 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York Street Cred : 1 Posts: 36 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL: )

bigo718	post #3 04-02-2004, 12:48 AM
Guest Street Cred : Posts: n/a Dhaz Dollarz:	Daaamn that shit is funny.

BasHment GYal	post #5 04-15-2004, 04:36 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Toronto Street Cred : 1 Posts: 6,868 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	ouch... let that be a lesson to all u liars.... haha

Mizz Ladii Lo	post #8 10-28-2005, 04:07 PM
Guest Street Cred : Posts: n/a Dhaz Dollarz:	...yea he realli sinned

Pu$$onHeels	post #9 10-28-2005, 07:09 PM
yuh nuh ready Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DHAZ, NI Street Cred : 1 Posts: 9,047 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 6	im surprised dhaz convent ladie$ no ban this yet

MyGoodies	post #10 10-28-2005, 07:10 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Buffalo :( Street Cred : 1 Posts: 1,066 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	i didnt c it yet,but now i did.BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Mz Sharz	post #11 10-29-2005, 04:27 AM
Co-administrator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: DHAZ European HQ, London UK Street Cred : 3 Posts: 13,269 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 20	so if yuh ban it how come mi still see it... looks for the delete thread button