Laugh Til You Drop The Bath Tub

Mz Sharz · Mz Sharz

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her
to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a room with or without a view?"

Prettyeyez · Prettyeyez

..i like da one

BabyBashment · BabyBashment

gifted chick · gifted chick

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blackmanjit · blackmanjit

dats crazy.....good one 1st lady

BasHment GYal · BasHment GYal

haha ... i would have said the bucket too haha

Pu$$onHeels · Pu$$onHeels

i want the window coz i $aid the tea$poon

starapple · starapple

funny

swo · swo

o so true

ReaLMcCoy · ReaLMcCoy

now i know im not crazy, I was thinin just pull de damn plug...

Maverick · Maverick

lol. yea tha was a good one.

Mz Sharz	post #1 02-07-2006, 12:52 PM
Co-administrator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: DHAZ European HQ, London UK Street Cred : 3 Posts: 13,269 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 20	The Bath Tub During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug out. Do you want a room with or without a view?" Bad gyal nah fraid ah big talk... so min' yuh step an watch weh yuh walk...

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Prettyeyez	post #2 02-07-2006, 12:54 PM
Dhaz Hustla Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dhaz Street Cred : 1 Posts: 3,598 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 1	..i like da one

BabyBashment	post #3 02-07-2006, 12:56 PM
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gifted chick	post #4 02-07-2006, 03:04 PM
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blackmanjit	post #5 02-08-2006, 07:56 AM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kingston Jamaica Street Cred : 1 Posts: 327 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	dats crazy.....good one 1st lady

BasHment GYal	post #6 02-08-2006, 11:19 AM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Toronto Street Cred : 1 Posts: 6,868 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	haha ... i would have said the bucket too haha

Pu$$onHeels	post #7 02-08-2006, 11:41 AM
yuh nuh ready Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DHAZ, NI Street Cred : 1 Posts: 9,047 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 6	i want the window coz i $aid the tea$poon

starapple	post #8 02-08-2006, 02:26 PM
Dhaz Empress Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Queens Street Cred : 1 Posts: 9,145 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 2	funny

swo	post #9 02-08-2006, 02:56 PM
VIP Join Date: May 2005 Location: all over Street Cred : Posts: 2,707 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 1	o so true

ReaLMcCoy	post #10 02-09-2006, 09:55 PM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: nyc Street Cred : 1 Posts: 3,593 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 16	now i know im not crazy, I was thinin just pull de damn plug...

Maverick	post #11 02-09-2006, 10:32 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Petersburg, VA & St. Thomas, VI Street Cred : Posts: 1,191 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 3	lol. yea tha was a good one.