[Prettyeyez]

NO SEX TONIGHT!
>
> I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
> much. And I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
> with their heart.
>
> FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
> bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually says "I don't feel
> like it, I just want you to hold me."
> I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
> boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with
> my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs
> as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
> love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing
> that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep... The very
> next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We
> went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department
> store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
> expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her
> we'd just buy them all.
> She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
> pair for each outfit.
>
> We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
> earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
> was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
> think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she
> doesn't even know how to
play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when
> I said, "That's fine, honey."
>
> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
> dear, let's go to the cashier."
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
> like it."
>
> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
> WHAT?!" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
> while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
> for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
> this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love
> me for who I am and not for the
> things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not
having sex tonight either.

[gifted chick]

but i think dis is a repost tho

[Prettyeyez]

i ain sure..i jus got it in maill...so i thought i wud post it...