Laugh Til You Drop Be strong - The escape Joke

Empress84 · Empress84

Escapee

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he is on the run, he finds a house and breaks into it. Looking for money and guns, he only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, gets up and then goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there the husband tells his wife: " Listen, this is an
escaped prisoner, look at his cloths!! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and he hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. The guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us! Be strong honey. I love you!" To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He whispered in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong Honey, I love you too."

gifted chick · gifted chick

lol :

: dats jus crazy

Mizz Ladii Lo · Mizz Ladii Lo

....oh shitt...u see how people can turn against each other...

1sexy_jamaican · 1sexy_jamaican

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Mz Sharz · Mz Sharz

I had this in an email da otha day!

Jamaicangal1 · Jamaicangal1

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: Laugh out loud

swo · swo

that dude is in 4 it

Pu$$onHeels · Pu$$onHeels

good fa him talking bout dont re$ist

BasHment GYal · BasHment GYal

oh man that was jokes! hahaha

Empress84	post #1 05-09-2004, 08:12 AM
Dhaz Immigrant Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Miami Street Cred : 1 Posts: 247 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	Be strong - The escape Joke Escapee A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he is on the run, he finds a house and breaks into it. Looking for money and guns, he only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, gets up and then goes to the bathroom. While he's in there the husband tells his wife: " Listen, this is an escaped prisoner, look at his cloths!! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and he hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. The guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us! Be strong honey. I love you!" To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He whispered in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong Honey, I love you too." Bun Dem Bun dem! Blood red ah tell yuh soddomite n batty bwoy fi dead. Shot dem Kil em mi nuh tek back nuh chat now

gifted chick	post #2 10-28-2005, 04:02 PM
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Jamaicangal1	post #6 10-29-2005, 03:48 PM
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Mizz Ladii Lo	post #3 10-28-2005, 04:09 PM
Guest Street Cred : Posts: n/a Dhaz Dollarz:	....oh shitt...u see how people can turn against each other...

Mz Sharz	post #5 10-29-2005, 04:47 AM
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swo	post #7 10-30-2005, 12:40 PM
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Pu$$onHeels	post #8 10-30-2005, 08:27 PM
yuh nuh ready Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: DHAZ, NI Street Cred : 1 Posts: 9,047 Dhaz Dollarz: 500 Gifts: 6	good fa him talking bout dont re$ist

BasHment GYal	post #9 10-30-2005, 08:58 PM
Dhaz Addict Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Toronto Street Cred : 1 Posts: 6,868 Dhaz Dollarz: 500	oh man that was jokes! hahaha